October 2009
3 posts
Stranger: Oh hello Eugine, its been so long!
You: ......you spelled it wrong.
Stranger: no no its EUGINE BITCH
Omegle.
Stranger: hi
You: you're like my 10th one.
Stranger: haha ur point
You: i think that makes me an omegle slut
Stranger: ya u r
Stranger: whore
You: yo momma
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: i feel used
You: i feel dirty
Stranger: oh ya????
Stranger: how so...
Stranger: u prolly have an std
You: probably
Stranger: how old r u
You: legal
Stranger: hahahahaha that means 15
You: no, it means 20
Stranger: lies
You: i can't remember being 15. i was too high
Stranger: i like u
Stranger: i love weed
You: how old r u?
Stranger: how old u want me to be?
You: whatever your real age is
Stranger: weeeell how old do i sound
You: i don't know but this is the longest i've lasted
Stranger: niiice
Stranger: wat if im really like 50 and im a creepy old man
You: pfft. creepy guys may be creepy but they bleed
Stranger: da fuck that mean
Stranger: wat if i get off on this
You: get off on what?
Stranger: talking to strangers
You: there's a lot of people who do
Stranger: mmhhmmm and wat if im a girl
You: so wat if ur a girl? i'm not tryna hook up.
Stranger: wat if i am
Stranger: with a omegal slu
You: then you'd be like the sixth one
Stranger: hahahahahaha
Stranger: desperate ppl
You: mhm
Stranger: prolly ugly ppl
You: yep
“roses don’t smell like dodo. they smell like dookie. y’know, shit?”
– my alter ego.